Volcano jokes-top 4 picks

Travel seems to be getting back to normal. Hopefully Mt. Katya, the even larger volcano near Eyjafjallajökull (see graphic below), won't erupt!

Based on an intensive 5 minute search, here are my picks for "Top 4 Best Icelandic Volcano Jokes" on the Internet:

1. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes were spread all over Europe.
2. Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.
3. Did you hear that Goldman Sachs made the Iceland volcano erupt? It did pretty well shorting airlines.
4. I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harbouring a “weapon of ash eruption”.

Picture from "Hazards due to eruptions and floods from Katla and Eyjafjallajökull, south Iceland" : www.ginorden.org/events/gikonferanser/ginorden2005/folder.2005-09-22.0156715982/folder.2005-09-26.3717505051/Session_10-Monitoring_of_Seismic_Activity_Magnus_Gudmundsson.pdf/at_download/file